Saturday, April 4, 2009

Where Are the Girls with Low Self-Esteem?

So, I found out a few days ago that this famous pornstar, the lovely Asian Carrera used to go to Rutgers back in the day..


Now, I can only imagine what the guys who knew her and graduated with her (if she did graduate, not sure, too lazy to check wikipedia) are thinking. All I could say is that if some hot ass girl I went to school with became a pornstar, I'd be a little pissed off. Why did you not sleep with me? Where were you when I was looking to get laid by some slores? Most of these pornstars start out younger than 21 years, so what the hell? I know you get paid to have sex on the internets, but cmoooonn, I know I'm better looking than most guys you're fucking.

Can you even imagine these girls at 18 just running around high school fucking everyone? That stuff didn't happen at my school. It's like one of those things that only happens in high school movies where one kid has awesome ragers when his parents aren't home.

I definitely would think I was the shit if I fucked a pornstar before she became a pornstar because i would be the envy of every guy wacking it off to her.

Alrriigghhtt, so I got to get back to studying, but I'm definitely keeping my eye open for pornstars now on the Rutgers campus.

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