Friday, April 3, 2009

Bacon

I just went to the local QuickCheck for some dinner. I got a chicken and bacon wrap with chipotle mayo and spicy roasted garlic mayo and it was delicious.

And, I ordered it just because it had bacon. I even thought about ordering a salad cause it was a chicken bacon salad.

Bacon makes everything so much better. If there was a way to involve bacon and sex without seeming like a fat, disgusting pig, I think I'd go into porn.

This comes in as a close fourth and not second, primarily because she looks like she could be busted, and her tits are small and kind of unbacon-worthy.

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