Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Med School Daze

I just finished exams which is funsational news, because now i get.... wait for it.... cmoooon.. just......

2 days off for "spring break" plus 2 days off for the weekend = 4 days of spring break!

I know, I know. I jizzed my scrubs when I heard it too.

Anyway, I am currently on two hours of sleep, and not very pleasant sleep. Since yesterday at 2 pm I had been at the medical school until today at 1 oclock when I left. I did take a nap around 5 am for about two hours, but they sucked because I was in a classroom and people kept walking in on me.

And I didn't really fall asleep, but instead, I was in some kind of weird hallucinating-lingo where I knew I was awake, but at the same time, my visual imagery was really intense that I was in fact dreaming. I think my state was more like this...


But anyway, I should be napping cause i'm planning on going out tonight, but instead, I went to the liquor store and bought some drinkies that I've been having; Peach and Pink Champange Andre bottles. I know, it's a little classier than Cristal, but it's a tradition for the last year and a half... plus I started merkin' some bitches on killzone 2.

But... for tonight I already got my drinking cap on (unlike these douchebags). Maybe I'll drop the whole, I'm a "doctor" line and get some tang.

(I'm assuming the model for this shirt is a girl, but where the fuck is her left tit?... or to make it even weirder, where the fuck is his left man-boob.)

But I'll probably fuck that up by getting blacked out in order to forget that I in fact failed one of my exams this block and spent about 95% of this entire week in a school building.

But I'm not worrying, cause it's not my style. Plus, I have it in great certitude that I WILL be a great doctor because a woman at the hair salon? beauty shop? (I know it definitely wouldn't be called a barber shop) told me so. Maybe I should have invited her MILFilicious booty over for some good ol' Andre.

Damn it.

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